Saturday, May 11, 2013

Memoirs of our First Year Elgin Party

RA: whats your name
Bo: Bo Huang
RA: whats your mom's name
Bo: *mumbles something*
RA: how old are you?
Bo: 37
RA: that's really old buddy. why are you still in university
Bo: i'm taking my graduate degree

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me: who's cryinng?
Billy: ernie
me: ernie why are you crying?
Ernie: *sobs* i dont know....
....
RA: hey buddy, what's your name
Ernie: Ernie
Rachel: *sits up* i'm Rachel
me: Rachel, go back to sleep
Rachel: okay *falls back down*
RA: why are you crying ernie
Ernie: i miss my girlfriend
RA: and wheres your girlfriend
Ernie: Waterlooo

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Rachel: *pukes in garbage bin* Guys, can you get me some water and tissue, please
*silence, everyones sleeping*
Rachel: guys! i want water
*silence*
Rachel: water. water.
me: finee, i'll get you water
Bo: *from next room* I WANT WATER! WATER! SOMEONE GET ME WATER!
me: IM GETTING IT FOR YOU!





:)

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Not-a-hero Calvin



Background to this story:

Rachel and I spot a HUGE ant on top of the hallway mirror, so we run to Calvin to save it. And he says "No, you kill it."

ONE MINUTE LATER, Not-a-hero Calvin has the AUDACITY to change his FB status to "Save The World Tonight"

You have saved nothing Calvin. Nothing.

Monday, March 21, 2011

FUN TIMES!

So, I don't know how we really got on this topic, but in the car I asked Cal and Erps what their names meant and they didn't know..

Cal: It probably means "God" or "Awesome"

But no....a quick Google search showed that Calvin meant "bald"

So here goes:
Calvin: "the little bald one"
Ernie: "earnest" or "serious"
Billy: (aka William) "strong-willed warrior"
Ricky: "a brave ruler"
Bo: "living"
Rachel: "lamb"
Joanne: "God is gracious"

:)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

...CAL, housemate of the year

L ᴜ ᴋ said:
u still want the song?
' joanneho said:
yes please
and the one you skippddd
L ᴜ ᴋ said:
ill make u a deal
say rachel suck and ill give u the songs
' joanneho said:
no..
wow what kind of housemate are you
L ᴜ ᴋ said:
u passed the test with flying colors
congratz u did not sell out ur friend for a few songs, u r a true friend LOL

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Graphic Design Course Gone Awry

Rachel and I reeeeeally love our graphic design course..

So we made our housemates a gift...
ENJOY :)


The group Halloween dream materialized


Then we took a special interest in Black Ernie and Female Cal and this came out:

v CLICK TO ENLARGE

^ CLICK TO ENLARGE

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Another Late Night Gym Date

Jo: K, I am soooooo ready to get a summer bod.
*does one struggled sit-up and fails*
Jo: Okay, ya... no.

It's not exactly verbatim, but you get the point.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

done midterms, now reading week

Cal: (to Rachel) you know, when you're gone...after we go work out, I roll around in your bed
Rachel: If I found proof that you did that....I would pee on your bed
Cal: ......wow, that's a bit extreme.
Rachel: Are you scared now?





Hey Bo, remember when you tried to convince us that your Batman shirt glowed? It went something like this...
Bo: yo, you know my shirt, it glows in the dark
Rach, Ernie, Jo: no...I don't think so
Bo: No, it's my shirt. I would know. Turn off the lights. Close the door. Close the blinds.
[we obliged]
Rach: It's not glow in the dark..
Bo: Yah it is! It's not dark enough. Turn off your computers! ..........
[Bo goes into the washroom and closes the door]
Bo: okay, it doesn't glow.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

2011!


....yeah, what's new?


Cal - boots and ball shorts. STYLISH.
Speaking of Cal, while discussing possibilities of after-grad trips
Cal: "Why don't we go to a third-world country?"

in the words of ricky....HANGHHHHHHGHHH?



Billy: Did you see what Victor was wearing when he came to say bye?
*Billy laughs*
Billy: Canada Hat, Red Canada Sweater..." *Billy laugh*
Joanne: oh yeah! He was wearing Roots sweatpants too!
Billy: ....HE'S GOING TO BE SUCH A DOUCHE!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Justin Bieber to UWO?

MSN coversations

' joanneho studying said:
http://bit.ly/gcxOe0

L ᴜ ᴋ says:
NOOOOO WAYYY
wow i wouldn't want to b a white guy on campus when he arrives

_______________________________________


' joanneho studying said:
http://bit.ly/gcxOe0

BilLy// says:
oh shit
i'm
formulating an assassination plot
i'm gonna get rid of another materialistic brain washing douche bag =P

' joanneho studying says:
WHYY
hes just a boy
trying to sing
through his puberty changes

BilLy// says:
LOL
okay well
you've convinced me
to love him
poor guy

____________________
okay I thought you guys were pretty witty

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

LOL

Bo to Ernie: "I think there should be an International Sleep-at-Will Contest"

The FIRST, SECOND, & THIRD, snow days of our university careers

so uh, I think your car is stuck...


WOWZAA.......his car really got buried...

R: "pose like an import model"

Cal making AMAZING progress! all those workouts really paid off

Rachel's weapon of choice

.....bill LOL

awwwww, our baby frosty


our deadly icicles

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

November updates

Lan party..

CHRISTMAS DECORATIONSS ARE UP :)


3-person mission fixing ricky's haircut

Saturday, November 20, 2010

CHRISTMAS!

Our minimal Christmas decorations are up, and our family Christmas dinner/Secret Santa exchange is well under way!

This is how we do it.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

getting closer to a complete family photo!

I know how much ricky must loathe me for always pushing to take pictures but one day you will be grateful for me




Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Bo's SURPRISE pre-birthday

So since Rachie cannot be with us this weekend for Bo's birthday, we gave him an early birthday surprise :)


soooo ghetto. making cupcakes on the floor of our room


getting ready to decorate the cakes while watching 90210 :)


not QUITE how we planned it to look, but still beautiful! :)


He was soooooooooo oblivious!
Thanks guys for distracting him!!

* ps, why is benny always randomly here for these birthday surprises?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Question...

Why does Ernie pass out everywhere?






I'm sure there will be more pictures to come...

Also....We just passed his birthday last week.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Friday, September 17, 2010

We made it through our first week together just fine... :)

Loud screams, big hugs, annoying morning alarms, endless amounts of rice, I love it!

And we miss you dearly Vic!