Memoirs of our First Year Elgin Party

RA: whats your name
Bo: Bo Huang
RA: whats your mom's name
Bo: *mumbles something*
RA: how old are you?
Bo: 37
RA: that's really old buddy. why are you still in university
Bo: i'm taking my graduate degree

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me: who's cryinng?
Billy: ernie
me: ernie why are you crying?
Ernie: *sobs* i dont know....
....
RA: hey buddy, what's your name
Ernie: Ernie
Rachel: *sits up* i'm Rachel
me: Rachel, go back to sleep
Rachel: okay *falls back down*
RA: why are you crying ernie
Ernie: i miss my girlfriend
RA: and wheres your girlfriend
Ernie: Waterlooo

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Rachel: *pukes in garbage bin* Guys, can you get me some water and tissue, please
*silence, everyones sleeping*
Rachel: guys! i want water
*silence*
Rachel: water. water.
me: finee, i'll get you water
Bo: *from next room* I WANT WATER! WATER! SOMEONE GET ME WATER!
me: IM GETTING IT FOR YOU!





:)

Not-a-hero Calvin

Background to this story:

Rachel and I spot a HUGE ant on top of the hallway mirror, so we run to Calvin to save it. And he says "No, you kill it."

ONE MINUTE LATER, Not-a-hero Calvin has the AUDACITY to change his FB status to "Save The World Tonight"

You have saved nothing Calvin. Nothing.

hehhhhhhhhh

FUN TIMES!

So, I don't know how we really got on this topic, but in the car I asked Cal and Erps what their names meant and they didn't know..

Cal: It probably means "God" or "Awesome"

But no....a quick Google search showed that Calvin meant "bald"

So here goes:
Calvin: "the little bald one"
Ernie: "earnest" or "serious"
Billy: (aka William) "strong-willed warrior"
Ricky: "a brave ruler"
Bo: "living"
Rachel: "lamb"
Joanne: "God is gracious"

:)

...CAL, housemate of the year

L ᴜ ᴋ said:
u still want the song?
' joanneho said:
yes please
and the one you skippddd
L ᴜ ᴋ said:
ill make u a deal
say rachel suck and ill give u the songs
' joanneho said:
no..
wow what kind of housemate are you
L ᴜ ᴋ said:
u passed the test with flying colors
congratz u did not sell out ur friend for a few songs, u r a true friend LOL

Graphic Design Course Gone Awry

Rachel and I reeeeeally love our graphic design course..

So we made our housemates a gift...
ENJOY :)


The group Halloween dream materialized


Then we took a special interest in Black Ernie and Female Cal and this came out:

v CLICK TO ENLARGE

^ CLICK TO ENLARGE

Another Late Night Gym Date

Jo: K, I am soooooo ready to get a summer bod.
*does one struggled sit-up and fails*
Jo: Okay, ya... no.

It's not exactly verbatim, but you get the point.